Turning 29 causes one to reflect on mortality and the futility of existence. That is, until you see something really awesome that makes you forget that shit.
This morning: I'm depressed and old and hungover from life.
Now: I love life so much that I'm walking around with a hard-on.
Here's what happened: I was walking to my car and I see a squirrel, just chilling on a tree. There's a retaining wall about 7 feet away from the tree, and another squirrel is sitting on it. So far, a normal boring day.
But then, the squirrel on the wall jumps - leaps - 7 feet and LANDS on top of the squirrel on the tree and promptly starts humping her. That's right: flying surprise butt sex. It was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.
What an inspiration! If this squirrel, whom I imagine is 29 years old, has such a voracious appetite for life that he can defy gravity and the laws of nature in pursuit of... whatever... then why can't I?!
Watch out, life. I'm jumping.
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That squirrel was definitely 29 years old. Most squirrels you see in Alabama are. It's a well-known fact, Crang. :)
ReplyDeleteBe careful with that hard-on, walking around sometimes isn't safe.
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